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  For you or anyone with reasonably modern equipment, the Darryl Hicks Carnival would have been ninety minutes away, but for me, in a Plymouth that came out the same year as Dallas, it was two hours. When I got there, it was a carnival. You know. Carnivals are like bus stations: Some are bigger than others, but they’re all alike. The Darryl Hicks was two acres of the usual sleaze masquerading as merriment, full of ugly people, noise, and the stink of beer, cotton candy, and popcorn. I waded through it in search of the sideshow.

  I have the impression that sideshows as I remember them from boyhood (or maybe from movies in boyhood) are nearly extinct in the modern carnival world; if so, the Darryl Hicks has elected to ignore the trend. When I arrived, a barker was putting a fire–eater through his paces, but I didn’t stay to watch. There was plenty to see inside—the usual collection of monsters, freaks, and geeks, a bottle–biter, a pincushion, a tattooed fat lady, all the rest, which I ignored.

  Ishmael was in a dim corner as far from the entrance as it was possible to be, with two ten–year–olds in attendance.

  “I’ll bet he could tear those bars right out if he wanted to,” one observed.

  “Yeah,” said the other. “But he doesn’t know that.”

  I stood there giving him a smoldering look, and he sat there placidly paying no attention to anything until the boys moved off.

  As a couple minutes passed, I went on staring and he went on pretending I wasn’t there. Then I gave up and said, “Tell me this. Why didn’t you ask for help? I know you could have. They don’t evict people overnight.”

  He gave no sign that he’d heard me.

  “How the hell do we go about getting you out of here?”

  He went on looking through me as if I were just another volume of air.

  I said, “Look, Ishmael, are you sore at me or something?”

  At last he gave me an eye, but it wasn’t a very friendly one. “I didn’t invite you to make yourself my patron,” he said, “so kindly refrain from patronizing me.”

  “You want me to mind my own business.”

  “In a word, yes.”

  I looked around helplessly. “You mean you actually want to stay here?”

  Once again Ishmael’s eye turned icy.

  “All right, all right,” I told him. “But what about me?”

  “What about you?”

  “Well, we weren’t finished, were we.”

  “No, we weren’t finished.”

  “So what are you going to do? Do I just become failure number five, or what?”

  He sat blinking at me sullenly for a minute or two. Then he said, “There is no need for you to become failure number five. We can go on as before.”

  At this point a family of five strolled up to have a look at the most famous gorilla in the world: mom, dad, two girls, and a toddler comatose in his mother’s arms.

  “So we can just go on as before, can we?” I said, and not in a whisper. “That strikes you as feasible, does it?”

  The family of visitors suddenly found me much more interesting than “Gargantua,” who, after all, was just sitting there looking morose.

  I said, “Well, where shall we begin? Do you remember where we left off?”

  Intrigued, the visitors turned to see what response this would evoke from Ishmael. When it came, of course, only I could hear it: “Shut up.”

  “Shut up? But I thought we were going to go on just as before.”

  With a grunt, he shuffled to the rear of the cage and gave us all a look at his back. After a minute or so the visitors decided I deserved a dirty look; they gave it to me and ambled off to view the mummified body of a man shot to death in the Mojave around the end of the Civil War.

  “Let me take you back,” I said.

  “No thanks,” he replied, turning around but not coming back up to the front of the cage. “Incredible as it may seem to you, I would rather live this way than on anyone’s largess, even yours.”

  “It would only be largess until we worked out something else.”

  “Something else being what? Doing stunts on the Tonight show? A nightclub act?”

  “Listen. If I can get in touch with the others, maybe we can work out some kind of joint effort.”

  “What the devil are you talking about?”

  “I’m talking about the people who helped you get this far. You didn’t do it by yourself, did you?”

  He stared at me balefully from the shadows. “Go away,” he snarled. “Just go away and leave me alone.” I went away and left him alone.

  5

  I hadn’t planned for this—or for anything at all, in fact—so I didn’t know what to do. I checked into the cheapest motel I could find and went out for a steak and a couple of drinks to think things over. By nine o’clock, I hadn’t made any progress, so I went back to the carnival to see what was going on out there. I was in luck, of sorts—a cold front was moving in, and a nasty light rain was sending the merrymakers home with their spirits dampened.

  Do you suppose they’re still called roustabouts? I didn’t ask the one I found closing down the sideshow tent. He looked to be about eighty, and I offered him a ten for the privilege of communing with nature for a while in the person of the gorilla who was no more Gargantua than I was. He didn’t appear to consider any of the ethical aspects of the matter but distinctly sneered at the size of the bribe. I added another ten, and he left a light burning by the cage when he hobbled off. There were folding chairs set up on several of the performers’ stages, and I dragged one over and sat down.

  Ishmael gazed down at me for a few minutes and then asked where we had left off.

  “You’d just finished showing me that the story in Genesis that begins with the Fall of Adam and ends with the murder of Abel is not what it’s conventionally understood to be by the people of my culture. It’s the story of our agricultural revolution as told by some of the earliest victims of that revolution.”

  “And what remains, do you think?”

  “I don’t know. Maybe what remains is to bring it all together for me. I don’t know what it all adds up to yet.”

  “Yes, I agree. Let me think for a bit.”

  6

  “What exactly is culture?” Ishmael asked at last. “As the word is commonly used, not in the special sense we’ve given it for the purposes of these conversations.”

  It seemed like a hell of a question to ask someone sitting in a carnival sideshow tent, but I did my best to give it some thought. “I’d say it’s the sum total of everything that makes a people a people.”

  He nodded. “And how does that sum total come into existence?”

  “I’m not sure what you’re getting at. It comes into existence by people living.”

  “Yes, but sparrows live, and they don’t have a culture.”

  “Okay, I see what you mean. It’s an accumulation. The sum total is an accumulation.”

  “What you’re not telling me is how the accumulation comes into being.”

  “Oh, I see. Okay. The accumulation is the sum total that is passed from one generation to the next. It comes into being when… When a species attains a certain order of intelligence, the members of one generation begin to pass along information and techniques to the next. The next generation takes this accumulation, adds its own discoveries and refinements, and passes the total on to the next.”

  “And this accumulation is what is called culture.”

  “Yes, I’d say so.”

  “It’s the sum total of what’s passed along, of course, not just information and techniques. It’s beliefs, assumptions, theories, customs, legends, songs, stories, dances, jokes, superstitions, prejudices, tastes, attitudes. Everything.”

  “That’s right.”

  “Oddly enough, the order of intelligence needed for the accumulation to begin is not terribly high. Chimpanzees in the wild are already passing along tool–making and tool–using behaviors to their young. I see that this surprises you.”

  “No. Well…
I guess I’m surprised that you cite chimpanzees.”

  “Instead of gorillas?”

  “That’s right.”

  Ishmael frowned. “To tell the truth, I have deliberately avoided all field studies of gorilla life. It is a subject I find I do not care to explore.”

  I nodded, feeling stupid.

  “In any case, if chimpanzees have already begun to accumulate knowledge about what works well for chimpanzees, when do you suppose people began to accumulate knowledge about what works well for people?”

  “I’d have to assume it began when people began.”

  “Your paleoanthropologists would agree. Human culture began with human life, which is to say with Homo habilis. The people who were Homo habilis passed along to their children all they’d learned, and as each generation contributed its mite, there was an accumulation of this knowledge. And who were the heirs to this accumulation?”

  “Homo erectus?”

  “That’s right. And the people who were Homo erectus passed along this accumulation generation after generation, each adding its mite to the whole. And who were the heirs to this accumulation?”

  “Homo sapiens.”

  “Of course. And the heirs of Homo sapiens were the people of Homo sapiens sapiens, who passed along this accumulation generation after generation, each adding its mite to the whole. And who were the heirs to this accumulation?”

  “I’d have to say that the various peoples of the Leavers were the heirs.”

  “Not the Takers? Why is that?”

  “Why is that? I don’t know. I’d say it’s because… Obviously there was a total break with the past at the time of the agricultural revolution. There was no break with the past in the various peoples who were migrating to the Americas at this time. There was no break with the past in the various peoples who inhabited New Zealand or Australia or Polynesia.”

  “What makes you say that?”

  “I don’t know. It’s my impression.”

  “Yes, but what’s the basis for the impression?”

  “I think it’s this. I don’t know what story all these people are enacting, but I can see that they’re all enacting the same one. I can’t spell the story out as yet, but it’s clearly there—in distinction to the story the people of my culture are enacting. Wherever we encounter them, they’re always doing much the same sort of thing, always living much the same sort of life—just the way that wherever we encounter us, we’re always doing much the same sort of thing, always living much the same sort of life.”

  “But what’s the connection between this and the transmittal of that cultural accumulation that mankind made during the first three million years of human life?”

  I thought about it for a couple minutes, then said, “This is the connection. The Leavers are still passing that accumulation along in whatever form it came to them. But we’re not, because ten thousand years ago the founders of our culture said, ‘This is all shit. This is not the way people should live,’ and they got rid of it. They obviously did get rid of it, because by the time their descendants step into history there’s no trace of the attitudes and ideas you encounter among Leaver peoples everywhere. And then too…”

  “Yes?”

  “This is interesting. I’ve never noticed this before…. Leaver peoples are always conscious of having a tradition that goes back to very ancient times. We have no such consciousness. For the most part, we’re a very ‘new’ people. Every generation is somehow new, more thoroughly cut off from the past than the one that came before.”

  “What does Mother Culture have to say about this?”

  “Ah,” I said, and closed my eyes. “Mother Culture says that this is as it should be. There’s nothing in the past for us. The past is dreck. The past is something to be put behind us, something to be escaped from.”

  Ishmael nodded. “So you see: This is how you came to be cultural amnesiacs.”

  “How do you mean?”

  “Until Darwin and the paleontologists came along to tack three million years of human life onto your history, it was assumed in your culture that the birth of man and the birth of your culture were simultaneous events—were in fact the same event. What I mean is that the people of your culture thought that man was born one of you. It was assumed that farming is as instinctive to man as honey production is to bees.”

  “Yes, that’s the way it seems.”

  “When the people of your culture encountered the hunter–gatherers of Africa and America, it was thought that these were people who had degenerated from the natural, agricultural state, people who had lost the arts they’d been born with. The Takers had no idea that they were looking at what they themselves had been before they became agriculturalists. As far as the Takers knew, there was no ‘before.’ Creation had occurred just a few thousand years ago, and Man the Agriculturalist had immediately set about the task of building civilization.”

  “Yes, that’s right.”

  “Do you see how this came about?”

  “How what came about?”

  “How it came about that the memory loss of your own pre–revolutionary period was total—so total that you didn’t even know it existed.”

  “No, I don’t. I feel like I should, but I don’t.”

  “It was your observation that what Mother Culture teaches is that the past is dreck, is something to be hurried away from.”

  “Yes.”

  “And the point I’m making is that apparently this is something she’s been teaching you from the very beginning.”

  “Yes, I see. It’s coming together for me now. I was saying that among the Leavers you always have the sense of a people with a past extending back to the dawn of time. Among the Takers you have the sense of a people with a past extending back to 1963.”

  Ishmael nodded, but then went on: “At the same time, it should be noted that ancientness is a great validator among the people of your culture—so long as it’s restricted to that function. For example, the English want all their institutions—and all the pageantry surrounding those institutions—to be as ancient as possible (even if they’re not). Nevertheless, they themselves don’t live as the ancient Britons lived, and haven’t the slightest inclination to do so. Much the same can be said of the Japanese. They esteem the values and traditions of wiser, nobler ancestors and deplore their disappearance, but they have no interest in living the way those wiser, nobler ancestors lived. In short, ancient customs are nice for institutions, ceremonies, and holidays, but Takers don’t want to adopt them for everyday living.”

  “True.”

  7

  “But of course it was not Mother Culture’s teaching that everything from the past was to be discarded. What was to be saved? What in fact was saved?”

  “I would say it was information about how to make things, about how to do things.”

  “Anything related to production was definitely saved. And that’s how things came to be this way.”

  “Yes.”

  “Of course the Leavers save information about production too, though production for its own sake is rarely a feature of their lives. Among the Leavers, people don’t have weekly quotas of pots to make or arrowheads to turn out. They’re not preoccupied with stepping up their production of hand–axes.”

  “True.”

  “So, although they save information about production, most of the information they save is about something else. How would you characterize that information?”

  “I’d say you gave away the answer to that question a few minutes ago. I’d say it comes to what works well for them.”

  “For them? Not for everyone?”

  “No. I’m not an anthropology buff, but I’ve read enough of it to know that the Zuni don’t think their way is the way for everyone, and that the Navajo don’t think their way is the way for everyone. Each of them has a way that works well for them.”

  “And that way that works well for them is what they teach their children.”

  “Yes. And what
we teach our children is how to make things. How to make more things and better things.”

  “Why don’t you teach them what works well for people?”

  “I’d say it’s because we don’t know what works well for people. Every generation has to come up with its own version of what works well for people. My parents had their version, which was pretty well useless, and their parents had their version, which was pretty well useless, and we’re currently working on our version, which will probably seem pretty well useless to our own children.”

  8

  “I’ve let the conversation stray from its course,” Ishmael said grumpily and shifted to a new position, rocking the wagon on its springs. “What I wanted you to see is that each Leaver culture is an accumulation of knowledge that reaches back in an unbroken chain to the beginning of human life. This is why it’s no great wonder that each of them is a way that works well. Each has been tested and refined over thousands of generations.”

  “Yes. Something occurs to me.”

  “Go ahead.”

  “Give me a minute. This has something to do with… the unavailability of knowledge about how people ought to live.”

  “Take your time.”

  “Okay,” I said a few minutes later. “Back at the beginning, when I said that there was no such thing as certain knowledge about how people ought to live, what I meant was this: Certain knowledge is knowledge of the one right way. That’s what we want. That’s what Takers want. We don’t want to know a way to live that works well. We want to know the one right way. And that’s what our prophets give us. And that’s what our lawgivers give us. Let me think about this…. After five or eight thousand years of amnesia, the Takers really didn’t know how to live. They really must have turned their backs on the past, because all of a sudden, here comes Hammurabi, and everyone says, ‘What are these?’ and Hammurabi says, ‘These, my children, are laws!’ ‘Laws? What are laws?’ And Hammurabi says, ‘Laws are things that tell you the one right way to live.’ What am I trying to say?”